Apparently I had an Uncle a ways back who once got into a fight with another man over my Uncle’s girlfriend. My uncle took off His wooden leg, beat the piss out of the man with it, then tried to escape capture by row boat across the river.


I wonder if they buried the wooden leg with him. That’d be a hell of an addition to my ancestor altar.


Wonder if He’d come up and beat the hell out of people with it from beyond the grave….


Requiescat in Pace.